In case you haven't heard, Spongebob Squarepants has drawn the ire of the tirelessly outraged James Dobson. What is his gripe? Unnatural acts with a starfish? Who knows . . . .

Anyways, there are Christians willing to live in accordance to the Christian precept of unconditional love. And what's not to love about Spongebob?

Life is good.

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If I can do it, you can do it too. Why should Red Sfinkter be the only person to enjoy the in-depth articles, provocative essays and breathtaking photography of Playboy?

Call it ad jamming or performance art, it still puts a smile on my face.

Lucky sfinkter.