A man goes to visit his doctor. "Doc, I've got a rather embarassing problem, when I break wind, it just doesn't sound right."

"Well how does it sound?" enquires the doctor.

"It makes a Honda sound."

The doctor looks puzzled, "Hmm, is there anything else I should know?"

"Well I also have a terrible boil on my buttocks," replies the man.

The doctor looks pleased, "Thats it then. We'll lance that boil and you'll see a difference immediately,"

"Why's that then, Doc?" asks the man.