A man goes to visit his doctor. "Doc, I've got a rather embarassing problem, when I break wind, it just doesn't sound right."
"Well how does it sound?" enquires the doctor.
"It makes a Honda sound."
The doctor looks puzzled, "Hmm, is there anything else I should know?"
"Well I also have a terrible boil on my buttocks," replies the man.
The doctor looks pleased, "Thats it then. We'll lance that boil and you'll see a difference immediately,"
"Why's that then, Doc?" asks the man.
"It's well known," said the Doctor, "Abscess makes the fart grow Honda."
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