Bought a jug of Cheer Dark™ (now there's an oxymoron) today, since my darks always lose their tenebrosity after repeated washings, and I couldn't resist a little Photoshopping.

Back in the day, I played guitar and provided lead vocals (screaming) for "Balcony of Ignorance", a pseudo-punk band, releasing two cassettes ("Those Meddling Kids", followed quickly by "Time To Make The Donuts", before we quickly faded into well-deserved oblivion). Since that time, I've always had my ear attuned to words and phrases that would make for great band names. And I've found yet another.

I predict alot of great sounds coming from: Artificial Anus